The Myth | Business Is Crazy

Many myths have circulated since Business is Crazy began. We're here to set the record straight.

Business is Crazy is not aired 24x7x365 into your mind through a new technology called hyperESP. It airs on Thursday afternoons from 3-4pm on KCTE Hot Talk 1510. Please stop telling people this, as it may frighten small children.

Business is Crazy cannot actually make you crazy. It just exposes you to the insanity of business leaders in the hope that you will glean some piece of insight to help you in your business.

Not ALL guests are certifiably insane. In fact, most have not even appeared in front of their state's board that can certify a person insane. If at some point they do, we will change this from myth to fact, but until then, we must qualify this as "myth."

Host Kyle Holt is not an alien-human hybrid child conceived by Superman and Heidi Klum** and born on the dark side of the moon. He was born in Kansas City and his parents are very nice humans.

No, your tongue will not stick to a lightpole if you lick it in the wintertime. Huh? It will? I don't believe you. Let's see. Theee. Huuuaaa? Thtuck? Thtuck! Ittthss THTUUUUUCCKKK! HAAAAAAUUUP MEEEEEEEEE!

**It was brought to our attention that Heidi Klum is far too young to be Mr. Holt's mother, however, if you've watched the Superman movies, you can see that Superman has the ability to fly so fast that the earth spins backwards and time reverses on itself, making this a very likely possibility. However, it is still a myth.